*it's easier to push something under the couch or stove with your toes than pick it up
*you constantly bump into everything with your stomach because you forget how far out it sticks (reminder, do not stand that close to the stove!)
*your thighs begin to swish swish up against each other even as you waddle (which usually involves your legs being very far apart)
*you would go and buy plastic forks and paper plates to avoid doing dishes but that would involve getting up to go to Duane Reade!
*your nightstand now has creepy baby books instead of the usual summer reads (and it's not like you really remember what you read the night or week before anyhow)
*you no longer feel guilty about the extra cookie
*your favorite month used to be summer, but now just thinking about going outside makes you feel sweaty
*its not just swollen feet and hands, but lips, too (who would have thought)
*you really stop worrying about what you look like
*eating and blow-drying your hair makes you a lil out of breath
*speaking of eating, sometimes there's just no room left for dinner in there...
*you can't go to the bathroom, grocery store, anywhere without everybody asking about your pregnancy, I get it, I would do the same but...
*shaving? hahaha
I think the best part about entering the NINTH month, though, is that it gets you really excited to push out your baby :P
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